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You know when that hotline bling...it can only mean one thing. Pick up the phone and call me!
Our short shorts have a super sexy fit that is perfect for lounging, working out, or just doing yer regular thing. Beach-goers, derby girls, and sexy bitches everywhere love Too Fast hot shorts and you will too!
★ Retro 1970s Old School Hot Shorts
★ Drawstring Waist
★ Contrast Banded Trim
★ Hand Wash Cold & Hang Dry
★ 100% Pre-Shrunk Cotton
