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Plus Size Short Shorts Black Purple | Hail Satan Unicorns
$34.00
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Who said all unicorns were angels? Just because you are dressed in pretty colors doesn't mean you cant hail satan! Cute, comfortable, and sexy. What else can you ask for!
Our plus size short shorts have a super sexy fit that is perfect for lounging, working out, or just doing yer regular thing. Beach-goers, derby girls, and sexy bitches everywhere love Too Fast hot shorts and you will too!
★ Retro 1970s Old School Hot Shorts
★ Drawstring Waist
★ Contrast Banded Trim
★ Hand Wash Cold & Hang Dry
★ 100% Pre-Shrunk Cotton
