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Yes, we do have feelings and we do cry. That wont stop me from kicking your ass! Fight through the pain with these menacing new short shorts from Too Fast.
Our hot shorts have a super sexy fit that is perfect for lounging, working out, or just doing yer regular thing. Beach-goers, derby girls, and sexy bitches everywhere love Too Fast booty shorts and you will too! They are incredibly soft and fit perfectly! Perfect for the hot summer ahead, all you goths will be running the game this Hot Goth Summer!
Retro 1970s Old School Hot Shorts
Drawstring Waist
Contrast Banded Trim
Hand Wash Cold & Hang Dry
100% Pre-Shrunk Cotton
SIZE
US SIZE
WAIST
HIPS
OUTSEAM
SM
2-4
25-26
35-36
6
MD
6-8
27-28
37-38
6.5
LG
10-12
29-31
39-41
7
XL
14-16
32-34
42-44
7.5
Please note, all measurements are given in inches.
Yes, we do have feelings and we do cry. That wont stop me from kicking your ass! Fight through the pain with these menacing new short shorts from Too Fast.
Our hot shorts have a super sexy fit that is perfect for lounging, working out, or just doing yer regular thing. Beach-goers, derby girls, and sexy bitches everywhere love Too Fast booty shorts and you will too! They are incredibly soft and fit perfectly! Perfect for the hot summer ahead, all you goths will be running the game this Hot Goth Summer!
Details
Retro 1970s Old School Hot Shorts
Drawstring Waist
Contrast Banded Trim
Hand Wash Cold & Hang Dry
100% Pre-Shrunk Cotton
Size Chart
SIZE
US SIZE
WAIST
HIPS
OUTSEAM
SM
2-4
25-26
35-36
6
MD
6-8
27-28
37-38
6.5
LG
10-12
29-31
39-41
7
XL
14-16
32-34
42-44
7.5
Please note, all measurements are given in inches.
