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Let us pray. To whom you pray, well, that is up to you. Get up to no good in our new Sinner Booty Shorts! These shorts are too cute!
Our short shorts have a super sexy fit that is perfect for lounging, working out, or just doing yer regular thing. Beach-goers, derby girls, and sexy bitches everywhere love Too Fast hot shorts and you will too!
★ Retro 1970s Old School Hot Shorts
★ Drawstring Waist
★ Contrast Banded Trim
★ Hand Wash Cold & Hang Dry
★ 100% Pre-Shrunk Cotton
