Fuck Christmas Drunk Santa Christmas Stocking

You sick of the same ol' Christmas crap? Yeah, us too. That’s why we made the 'Fuck Christmas Drunk Santa Stocking'—because the jolly fat dude needs to get trashed, just like the rest of us! This ain't your grandma’s stocking unless Granny’s secretly chugging booze with Saint Nick on the down-low. We’ve got Santa completely pixelated—just enough to make him look like he’s hiding from the cops after one too many eggnogs.

Plastered with presents, wine, and booze bottles (because nothing says “holiday spirit” like blacking out next to a tree), this stocking's perfect for those who know Christmas is just a consumerist dumpster fire. Hang this beauty up and let your guests know your holiday vibe is more "Bah Humbug" than "Deck the Halls."

Slam it over the fireplace or dangle it over that asshole neighbor’s door. Let’s make Christmas weird again.